I’m becoming the smelly guy at work....

So I realized recently that I’m starting to become the smelly guy at work.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I bathe daily, and I don’t wear the same clothes for three days in a row, so it’s not like I’m actively TRYING to become the smelly guy. I just blame the City of Pittsburg.

A week or so ago, I mentioned that I need a haircut. But I’m just letting my hair get shaggy... well... because I work in radio and can get away with it. So I haven’t got a haircut since before Christmas. Well it’s partly because of this that I’m becoming the smelly guy.

Let’s combine a few factors in.

A.) I have a pretty thick head of hair.
B.) Pittsburg City water...well...sucks.
C.) I swim a lot of laps in the pool.

And recently, because of the Shin Splints, I’ve been swimming more laps, since under doctor’s orders I should take it easy on my legs.

Mix all of this together, and there are some days (especially when I get to work and my hair is still semi-wet) when my hair smells like... I guess wet dog is the best way to describe it?


I know this blog post doesn’t do a damn thing for my attractiveness and single status, but I figured I needed to defend myself from my co-workers probably whispering behind my back, and whenever I get my next haircut, I can hand over the title of "Office Smelly Guy" to someone else. Although even with wet-dog hair, I really can’t compete with the "Smelly Guy" winner. Who will go unnamed.




At least I’m didn’t get my dad’s bald genes.