The Office War...

Recently, a war has broken out at the KKOW/KBZI offices. So far the battles haven't been intense...but small skirmishes have erupted quickly out of nowhere, and they can happen anywhere around the building. In someone's office, in the production studios, in the main lobby, around the on-air studios, it doesn't matter where... the battle will happen.

It's a battle between:



Flip tabs, and



rubber bands.


I am the master at flicking flip-tabs. I can launch one with deadly precision from 100 yards, and nail the flea on a dog's back. It's nearly silent... all you hear is a quick **ffwwwwwppp** before it strikes you down, and that's if you're lucky.

Bob is an excellent marksman with the rubberband, either with the fancy pull-it-around-your-finger-in-a-gun position, or the traditional one finger/one thumb pull-back-and-fire method. You can usually hear the launch of the rubber band, and if you have the catlike reflexes, may be able to dodge for minimal impact.

Both Bob and I are craftily stealth. We can be in peacetime, casually walking by, and in the next second, be bombing the green zone, and be gone from view before ammunition can be secured and retaliation lobbied.

No one knows how this war started, and no one knows how it will end. Casualties may pile up, but it will go on.

And if you happen to visit the KKOW/KBZI studios... make sure you duck if you see anything flying towards your head.